As Mariah Carey sang:
I don’t want a lot this Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas
Is a nice local flock of waxwings
Waxwings don’t take well to being wrapped, and are best enjoyed outdo…
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